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     In 2009, I joined a site called Sex Forums and never left. The following year, I started a Sex Forums blog, and I’ve been reviewing sex toys as a hobby since 2011. My collection of sex toys isn’t as large as I’d like. I have more than 60 items in my collection, and there are dozens of sex toys on my Amazon Wish List. I certainly have more sex toys than any of my friends, but the reviewer/blogger collections I’ve seen dwarf mine. I want more! I’ve been reviewing sex toys I own, of course, and I’ve purchased the majority of them. Some were either purchased for me as a gift, won in giveaways, or provided for free for the purpose of being reviewed. I briefly served as an Adam & Eve Brand Champion on Sex Forums and reviewed for them as I started to interact with retailers and manufacturers. That program has since ended, and I’m participating in other affiliate programs.

     I’m a 30-year-old heterosexual woman, and I’ve been engaged since 2009. My fiancé and I are monogamous and started dating in 2006. I actually lost my virginity to him, and although I’ve only had one sex partner, I wouldn’t say I’m sexually inexperienced. It’s just that all of my experiences have been with one person. We’ve tried a bit of everything from simply upgrading our lube to experimenting with sex toys to rimming and anal sex, and I would definitely like to further explore BDSM. We’ve tried bondage, and he spanks me, but it’s playful, and I want more than that. My fiancé assists me when I review cock rings and other sex toys designed for couples, and I ask him what he thinks of toys designed for men. He’s circumcised, so he is unable to comment on how experiences with particular sex toys might differ for men who are intact. We’re both overweight, so I discuss issues like flexibility and positioning. My favorite position is doggy style for several reasons. First, our bellies are more or less out of the way, so it’s easy for me to rub my clit during sex. It’s more comfortable for my fiancé as well because standing on the floor rather than kneeling on the bed takes the pressure off his knees. Doggy style is a perfect position for anal sex, too. I would describe our sex life as spicy vanilla.

     Above all, I’ve tried to write thorough, honest, and fair reviews. I try to answer questions that I believe every selective buyer should ask before making a sex toy purchase. I rate sex toys on a 1-10 scale. Because I purchased the majority of the sex toys I’ve reviewed, I believe it’s important to discuss price, and it’s a factor in my ratings. I love (in no particular order) glass, metal, and silicone sex toys. (Who doesn’t?) I’ve never owned a stone or wood toy. I hate watch batteries. Hate. Watch batteries.

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